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1. The Cutest Baby Ever

2. All Grown Up

5. My Eyes

6. Doctor's Letter #1

7. Doctor's Letter #2

9. My First Glasses

10. Hii-ya!

12. Game, Set and Match

15. King of the Green Baize

16. Going Live - 'Cool' Stereo

17. Fancy Dress Fail

18. Eye Hospital Letters

20. Field Test Results

21. Lauriston Hotel Opening

22. Signing

23. Songs, Smiles and Socks

24. Best Glasses Ever

25. Atari Advert

26. Spectrum 48K Advert

27. Horace and Me

28. QEH

29. All Gowned Up

30. Roger Ramjet

31. Signed by The Old Vic

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33. Atten-shun!

35. Part of the Team

36. The Golden Pathway Annual

37. Ooh, Zippy!

38. (Dedicated) Follower of Fashion

39. Top 10 Rave Tunes

40. Doomsday

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41. Blue Remembered Hills - The Cast

42. Blue Remembered Hills - Donald

43. Blondie

45. Gabbler's Club Runner-Up

46. The Dust Brothers - Song To The Siren

47. Digital Display

48. Adding up Letters

52. Hook, Line and Sinker

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53. Metalheadz - Platinum Breakz Vol 1

54. Inside the Submarine

55. DJing on the Submarine

56. Examiner 5 - Live at The Venue

58. The Style

60. Oedipus - Soundtrack

62. The Ink Spots - I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire

63. Henry Hall - The Teddy Bear's Picnic

64. The Dumb Waiter

65. The Ring

66. Coldcut ft.Salina Saliva - The Tale of Miss Virginia Epitome

67. Angel City

68. Graduation

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75. Retinal Migraines

76. Guess the Song

77. Future World - Radio Bristol Interview

78. Powdermonkey - The Early Years (2001)

81. Prince Albert

83. Future World Team

87. Three Sketches

• SECURITY
• PRIDE & JOY
• EXPERIENCE NOT NECESSARY

88. Love Bugs

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90. Pool Shark

92. Flood Victim

93. 4-Track Recorder

97. My DnB Tunes 2002/3

100. My 'Best' DnB 2004/5

101. Sudden Sparks

106. DnB 2005/6

107. Angry Finger

109. Septoplasty

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110. Jimmy Durante's Nose

113. Norman and Millie

119. Abraham Lincoln

122. The Tumour

123. Me and my Acromegaly

124. Powdermonkey Party

126. Wobbling like a Weeble

127. Farts

128. Looking Thin

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132. Breaking the news on Hijack

The website's been closed :( Sorry.

133. Winner

Transphenoidal Surgery

A live recording, shown during the 2024 Acromegaly Community Conference in Phoenix, which I was fortunate enought to be present at. Narration starts from 11 minutes.

135. Tumour Scoops

136. Arnie's Nose

143. Dapper Dan

144. Wandering Eye

145. 31 and Feeling Fine!

146. My New Eye

147. Dan the Teacher

150. Laptop Battle

152. Laptop Battle Round 1

153. Laptop Battle Round 2

154. Pants

155. Alix and the Impossible Face

158. Boom & Bust EP

160. Let's Go Lego!

162. Surgery Live (2009)

164. STAR Awards Certificate

165. Evening Post Article

167. Smile!

170. 'Chomp' Review

171. [sic] Catalogue

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173. BOOM!

174. Coasteering Photos

175. Car-nage

176. Yurt an Idiot

177. A Mouthful of Metal

178. Go-Karting

179. LOST!

180. LOST! Promo Video

181. Jowump EP

• LISTEN ON SPOTIFY

182. [sic] Live at
We Multiply

183. Barcelona Water Park Calamity

185. Evie

187. The story so far...

188. Just Wanna Be

190. BEEP BEEP BEEP

191. Norman

197. Cardio Test Results

199. Clinically Speaking

202. Heist

203. Badges

206. Golden Oldies Winner

207. Millie

208. Portrait

209. 30th Birthday

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